Every educated person has heard of ironmongers and fishmongers. And, gossipmongers. We know what “iron”, “fish”, and “gossip” mean. What are “mongers”? From a dictionary: “Monger: From the old English mangere “merchant, trader, broker,” from mangian “to traffic, trade,” from...
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Schisms: tax-avoidance growth industries.
The number of Protestant groups has multiplied from 1,600 a century ago to an amazing 40,000! An incredible forty thousand separate schisms now call themselves “Christian”. Lately, it’s been popular for the new Protestant groups...
Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #6.
How do you start? First, you hit up friends and family members for financial support. That will soon run out. Soon, they will ask that dreaded question: “Why don’t you get a job, Robert, instead...
Protestant marketing plans
Ambitious Protestants who want to start their own religion begin with deeper, darker desires for fame and fortune. They are masked with the usual schismatic subterfuge: “I want to help people have a relationship with...
Schismatic Marketing Plans
All 43,000 Schismatic Marketing Plans include “We believe in Jesus and The Bible.” It’s a branding technique so common that it’s like entering a fog bank. Everyone inviting people to climb their ladder among the...
Schism’s Marketing Plan
Schisms are crystallized vanity. “I do not want to work.” says the schism-inventor. “I want to have people give me money.” That’s easier said than done. So, each schism inventor must develop his Schism’s Marketing...
Are Pastor Bobists bi-polar?
Many pass this judgment on others: “You never know what he’s going to do because he’s bi-polar.” Or, “It’s hard to be friends with her because she’s bi-polar.” Before “bi-polar” came into vogue, the same...
“You are a good person.”
Sometimes, even experienced Pastor Bobs get confused by different marketing plans from the 43,000 schisms claiming to be “Christian”. The competing, conflictging efforts of the three or four hundred thousand Pastor Bobs behind them can...
A fun reason to be Catholic
The Only Church Jesus Founded protects Catholics from odd theological theories and those who profit from them. “The Rapture” is a perfect example of why it’s better to be Catholic than to be easily led...
Pastor Bobs need Jimmy Bigbux
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