Schism Seminary 24 says: “We told you so.”

Ambitious clergypersons have been reading the advertisements and circulars sent out by Schism Seminary. They tell future Mega-Church pastors how to make the “Big Money in the business of Christianity.” For your review, here is the link: https://catholicfundamentalism.com/category/invent-your-own-schism Professors at Schism Seminary keep an eye on Mega-Churches and the men who run them. When they […]

What causes Christian Schisms? Money.

How did there get to be over 40,000 separate Christian groups collecting money from followers? At first, there was The Only Church Jesus Founded. He put St. Peter in charge, as recorded in Mt. 16: 18-20. “Thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church. . .” We do know that the first […]

Invent your own schism! Part 22

Schism Seminary’s famous Political Department offers a real advantage to ambitious multi-millionaire Mega-church ministers. The Departmental Overview is simple: Elections, local, county, and state, are usually decided by a small number of voters. You will learn how to use your growing congregations to political advantage. Think of it! Vain, unprincipled men, concerned only about personal […]

Invent Your Own Schism! Part 21

All of us here at Schism Seminary are very excited about the newest addition to our “Make Them Feel Important Seminars!” It’s just in time for you to schedule our latest, proven fund-raiser. At first, you call it the Honor Our Veterans on Memorial Day Ceremony. Most of the veterans in your congregation are older, […]

Invent Your Own Schism! Part 20

Good news! Schism Seminary now has an entire Department devoted to Moving Gullible Catholics Your Way. One of our most popular courses is “Profiting From Disaffected Hispanics“. You must focus your Outreach on such people because, unlike Americans, they still have children. They will do so until you convince them that “There are more important […]

Invent your own schism! Part 19

This is a special Schism Seminary Catalogue Update just for you, our Multi-millionaire Mega-churchmen! Schism Seminary has nearly finished our large study on Marketing “How to Profit from Pride and Guilt”. We began by defining where, on an IQ bell curve, the average person in a Mega-church was. How smart is the average person who […]

Invent your own schism! Part 18

Most of the old-line Protestant and Catholic churches get money the old fashioned way. They pass collection plates and baskets from person to person through the pews. People put in money. That, for a big, impressive, multi-million dollar Mega-church like yours, is absurd. Your vastly more complex Mega-church services should not be interrupted. Choreographers, singers, […]

Invent your own schism! Part 17

When you are busy turning your tiny schism into a Mega-Church, you don’t have time for a lot of details. And, some of those pesky details cause big trouble with a brilliant visionary who’s building a big, new Mega-Church! We have found, over the many, many years we’ve been helping people start their own schisms […]

Invent your own schism! Part 16

All of us hope you ambitious Christians are enjoying our Schism Seminary updates on our classes and the annual convention! We are having another class next semester on Hispanic Outreach. Many who have turned their schisms into multi-million dollar Mega-churches find that there are huge sums of money to be made in Hispanic Outreach! Some […]

Invent your own schism! Part 15

Many in the Christian Business feel a twinge of guilt. “Is it right for me to make so much money in my own schism? The other ministers in town don’t make as much as I do. The Catholic priests make even less. Sometimes, I feel guilty. Sometimes, I realize how much money I’m making, and […]