Isaiah
Chapter 62 1 For Zion's sake I will not be silent, for Jerusalem's sake I will not be quiet, Until her vindication shines forth like the dawn and her victory like a burning torch. 2 1 Nations shall behold your vindication, and all kings your glory; You shall be called by a new name pronounced by the mouth of the LORD. 3 You shall be a glorious crown in the hand of the LORD, a royal diadem held by your God. 4 No more shall men call you "Forsaken," or your land "Desolate," But you shall be called "My Delight," and your land "Espoused." For the LORD delights in you, and makes your land his spouse. 5 As a young man marries a virgin, your Builder shall marry you; And as a bridegroom rejoices in his bride so shall your God rejoice in you.

Psalms
Chapter 96 1 1 Sing to the LORD a new song; sing to the LORD, all the earth. 2 Sing to the LORD, bless his name; announce his salvation day after day. 3 Tell God's glory among the nations; among all peoples, God's marvelous deeds. 7 Give to the LORD, you families of nations, give to the LORD glory and might; 8 give to the LORD the glory due his name! Bring gifts and enter his courts; 9 bow down to the LORD, splendid in holiness. Tremble before God, all the earth; 10 say among the nations: The LORD is king. The world will surely stand fast, never to be moved. God rules the peoples with fairness.

1 Corinthians
Chapter 12 4 1 There are different kinds of spiritual gifts but the same Spirit; 5 there are different forms of service but the same Lord; 6 there are different workings but the same God who produces all of them in everyone. 7 To each individual the manifestation of the Spirit is given for some benefit. 8 To one is given through the Spirit the expression of wisdom; to another the expression of knowledge according to the same Spirit; 9 to another faith by the same Spirit; to another gifts of healing by the one Spirit; 10 to another mighty deeds; to another prophecy; to another discernment of spirits; to another varieties of tongues; to another interpretation of tongues. 11 But one and the same Spirit produces all of these, distributing them individually to each person as he wishes.

John
Chapter 2 1 1 On the third day there was a wedding 2 in Cana 3 in Galilee, and the mother of Jesus was there. 2 Jesus and his disciples were also invited to the wedding. 3 When the wine ran short, the mother of Jesus said to him, "They have no wine." 4 4 (And) Jesus said to her, "Woman, how does your concern affect me? My hour has not yet come." 5 His mother said to the servers, "Do whatever he tells you." 6 5 Now there were six stone water jars there for Jewish ceremonial washings, each holding twenty to thirty gallons. 7 Jesus told them, "Fill the jars with water." So they filled them to the brim. 8 Then he told them, "Draw some out now and take it to the headwaiter." 6 So they took it. 9 And when the headwaiter tasted the water that had become wine, without knowing where it came from (although the servers who had drawn the water knew), the headwaiter called the bridegroom 10 and said to him, "Everyone serves good wine first, and then when people have drunk freely, an inferior one; but you have kept the good wine until now." 11 Jesus did this as the beginning of his signs 7 in Cana in Galilee and so revealed his glory, and his disciples began to believe in him. 12 8 9 After this, he and his mother, (his) brothers, and his disciples went down to Capernaum and stayed there only a few days.

Catholic Fundamentalism Interpretation:

"Zion" means "the people who love and obey God."  The Programmer has told His assistant, Isaiah, that for their sake, He will continue to provide them with programming assistance.  His help will be obvious to the nations, and they shall be called "Christians" by The Programmer, Himself.  They (you) will be an invaluable crown, held in His hand.

Others won't call you "lost" and "impoverished", but will see that you are The Programmer's chosen people, dwelling with Him.  You will be so clean and pure that The Programmer with join with you, and as a groom rejoices in his bride, He will rejoice with you.

All on you on earth, sing to The Programmer about The New Program, about the New Operating Instructions.  Let people know about the coming ability to download His Program directly.  Tell everyone about it, and His wonderful downloads and access to them.  Give The Programmer credit for what He's programmed, understand that nothing is as powerful as His Program.  Bring your humbled selves straight into Programming HQ!

Be very, very humble before Him, Whose programming is utterly perfect.  Tell others that He is The Unprogrammed Programmer of all programs.  He is in complete charge of all that there is, and will never change.  "Fairness" is the name of His Law.

The Holy Wireless Connector gives many gifts.  There is one Programmer, and we may serve Him in many ways.  There are lots of individual programs among us, but only One Programmer.  Each individual program will show a different manifestation of The Holy Wireless Connector to do what The Program is programmed to do.  Some are given a great knowledge of many programs.  Some are given knowledge of He Who connects us with those programs.   Some have had the ability to believe downloaded within them, others are programmed to do powerful programming of their own.  Others are able to know what The Program is going to do in the future.  Some can tell good programs from errors.  Some can interpret things in new ways.  The important thing to remember is that The Holy Wireless Connector is the source of all good human programs, and gives them to whomever He wants.

Three days after The Holy Wireless Connector had come down from Programming HQ to be with Jesus, (was this when He received His power to re-program earthly entities?) there was a wedding at Cana, in Galilee.  Mary, the Holy Mother of Jesus, was there, with Him and His disciples.  As they ran out of wine, Mary told Him, and He asked what business was that of His.  His Holy Mother knew how important it was that the wedding party not be embarrassed, and forced Him into changing the water into wine by speaking not to Him, but to the waiters, telling them to "Do what He tells you.", which is good advice for all of us.   Just as He began His work by obeying His Mother, He ended it by obeying His Father.  He had them fill six stone jars with water.  If there was an average of 25 gallons/jar, then He turned 150 gallons into fine wine.  Today, wine good enough to impress a headwaiter costs two hundred dollars a bottle.  So, He re-programmed the molecules of ordinary water into 750 bottles of wine worth $150,000.00, an example of His Programming Power.  Just as He began by turning water into wine, He ended by leaving His Church with the power to re-program wine into Blood.

No one but the servers saw what had happened, and when the headwaiter tasted it, he unknowingly validated His power to program, saying that "Most people serve the expensive wine last, when guests are less likely to taste the difference."

That was the first of His signs, and we can imagine the amazement that went through the people as they heard and passed on what the waiters told them about where the wine came from.  Some of them then realized that He had exceptional power.  Then, He, His Holy Mother, cousins, and brothers went to Capernaum and stayed a few days.