Only Catholics see and solve: Great Mysteries in History!

Catholics have invented a New Theory of History. It is as amazing as it is irrefutable!

New Catholic History begins by asking:

Question 1:  “What is ‘The Greatest Mystery in North America’s History?’

Answer:  “There are at least 5,000 remains of copper mines, some of them 60 feet (20 meters) deep, along the Michigan coastline and islands of Lake Superior, where veins of 99% pure copper come near to the surface.  Countless shiploads of copper were mined during the Copper Age. Analysis of sediment layers reveals heavy concentrations of copper residue between 4,500 BC and 3,000 BC, when that copper mining stopped.

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Question 2:  “That is a ‘Mystery of History’!  Who mined and shipped the copper from Lake Superior’s Southern coast and islands to areas around the Mediterranean Sea?”

Answer:  “It was not the American Indians!  8,000 years of their lives in America’s Stone Age have left countless mounds and burials.  They contain only a few hundred pounds of copper.  Conventional History tells us that only the Sumerians, Egyptians, or Babylonians could have combined the prospecting, mining, shipping, financial, and trading skills to spend fifteen centuries operating more than 5,000 Michigan mines to melt and form the copper into shipable ingots, and send it to markets that could pay for all that work.

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Question 3: “Who on earth could afford to pay for all that?”

Answer:  “Egyptian Pharaohs.  Their builders ran out of copper to make countless copper saws to cut millions of stones squarely enough to let their stone pyramids, temples, and statues stand so long.  Traders who went farther than Conventional History recognizes found the copper deposits they needed on the shore of Lake Superior!”

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Question 4:  “What led the Pharaohs to cut so many million stones?”

Answer:  “That is a ‘Mystery of History’ that Catholics solve without wasting years of frustrating study!  We go back 4,000 years before the pyramids and see the first people to make huge, squarely cut stones.  They settled in the hills near Gobekli Tepe, in Eastern Turkey, around 9,500 BC.  By 8,000 BC, their cities began to produce the world’s first squarely cut, huge stone megaliths.  They may have used copper saws to make their amazingly well-cut stones four thousand years before the Pharaohs.

Only Catholics understand:  their system of government worked so well that the Gobekli Tekeian people or ideas took over Egypt, Sumeria, Babylon, and other places by imposing The Government Invention their leaders discovered: “We keep people under control by making them build temples to the gods we order them to worship!”

Catholics understand the Gobekli Tekeians were guided by Melchizedek, God’s Guide to all people on earth before “Abraham’s Upgraded DNA” allowed him to receive “bread and wine”, God’s prediction of The Catholic Mass, from Melchizedek in Jerusalem.  That is where Jesus predicted the end of Jerusalem, and every Gobekli Teke civilization, in Mt. 24:2:  “Not one stone will be left standing on another that shall not be thrown down.”

Roman Emperors Vespasian and Titus fulfilled That Prophecy of He Who Fulfilled more than 300 Prophecies in 70 AD, when they literally “flattened” Jerusalem because self-worshiping leaders embraced the double-lunacy of seizing God’s Temple and killed millions of their own people in that, and later attempts, to defeat The Roman Empire!”

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Question 5: “What allows Catholics to understand 12,000 years of History in One Sentence?  “We keep people under control by making them build temples to the gods we order them to worship!”

Answer: “Today’s Reading includes Hebrews 4:22: ‘The Word of God is living and effective, able to discern the reflections and thoughts of the heart.’  May every ‘heart’ be blessed to gratefully live by The Church-Creating Decree of Jesus to His First Catholic Pope:  ‘And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.  I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.'”

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Today’s Simple Rhyme: “Catholics solve every mystery / in all of human History.”

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