John
The most important “Foreword” in History begins The Book of John:
1:1 In the beginning was the Word: and the Word was with God and the Word was God. (The Trinity is defined. God, The Loving Programmer, is The Father. The “Word” is the Son Who is “The Creation Program”. The verb “was” represents The Holy Spirit, the Downloading Verb by which The Creation Program was written and downloaded to let each of His beloved Replicating Human Programs choose their degree of belief in, respect for, and obedience to Him.)
1:2 He was with God in the beginning. (The Holy Trinity, One God in Three Persons, is eternal.)
1:3 Through him all things came to be, not one thing had its being but through Him. (Every element of The Creation Program was written and downloaded by God.)
1:4 All that came to be had life in him and that life was the light of men, (The entire Creation Program, including one or two hundred billion galaxies now made visible by powerful telescopes, was to give “light” to men so that every age could see the greatness of God’s Creation Program.)
1:5 a light that shines in the dark, a light that darkness could not overpower. (No one can hide the greatness of The Loving Programmer’s Creation Program. The more powerful our microscopes and telescopes, the more of His Creation Program we can see.)
1:6 A man came, sent by God. His name was John. (After The Creation Program had been in operation for over 13 trillion light years, one man was “sent” by The Loving Programmer to introduce people on earth to the Sixth and Final Age.)
1:7 He came as a witness, as a witness to speak for the light, so that everyone might believe through him. (John, a few months older than Jesus, was programmed to be Downloaded to let the following centuries know The Word of God would take Human Form on earth so that the souls of those who returned The Loving Programmer’s Love could have their immortal souls be forever with Him in Heaven.)
1:8 He was not the light, only a witness to speak for the light.
1:9 The Word was the true light that enlightens all men; and He was coming into the world. (“The Word of God” would take Perfect Human Form.)
1:10 He was in the world that had its being through Him, and the world did not know Him. (Worldly people would not recognize that The Word of God in Human Form could be greater than their beliefs about themselves. The varying degrees of Protestantism were thereby provided.)
1:11 He came to His own domain and His own people did not accept Him. (Only His most blessed people would accept the “domain” He gave His life to leave on earth! “And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”)
1:12 But to all who did accept Him, He gave power to become children of God, to all who believe in the name of Him (To be a “child of God”, our human DNA has to be “Upgraded”. There are “Seven Upgrades” provided by His One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church: Baptism, Confession/Absolution, Catholic Communion, Confirmation, Marriage, Healing, and Holy Orders that let His Catholic priests provide them. They are among “the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven”.)
1:13 who was born not out of human stock or urge of the flesh or will of man but of God himself. (The Word of God took Human Form to provide “the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven” for all who would Be Catholic.)
1:14 The Word was made flesh, He lived among us, and we saw His glory, the glory that is His as the only Son of the Father, full of grace and truth. (That “glory” was made evident by His Fulfillment of over 300 Prophecies that predicted the time and place of His Coming and what He would do in His days on earth.)
1:15 John appears as his witness. He proclaims: ‘This is the one of whom I said: He who comes after me ranks before me because he existed before me’. (John, the last of God’s Prophets before Jesus, affirmed His Messianic Being.)
1:16 Indeed, from His fulness we have, all of us, received – yes, grace in return for grace,
1:17 since, though the Law was given through Moses, grace and truth have come through Jesus Christ.
1:18 No one has ever seen God; it is the only Son, who is nearest to the Father’s heart, who has made him known.
About the Author
The developer of catholicfundamentalism.com was raised “Somewhat Presbyterian.” He was blessed to attend St. Bede’s School and Monastery in Peru, Illinois, where his final year of high school was combined with his first year of college. There, he discovered the writings of G. K. Chesterton, St. Thomas Aquinas, and many Catholic teachings—while stubbornly remaining “Somewhat Presbyterian.”
After college, he completed military service in the United States and South Vietnam, including graduation from Infantry Officer Candidate School at Fort Benning. Following his discharge, he pursued graduate studies in Library and Information Science and became an inner-city Children’s Librarian. During this period, he re-learned the Fairy Tales and came to see the truths embedded within them.
He later inherited ten thousand dollars from his grandfather and left a tenured librarian position to pursue invention and manufacturing. He invented a new kind of suction cup, had a small injection mold made, and spent four years selling the product to small retail stores throughout Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Ohio.
During those years, he drove tens of thousands of miles from town to town while listening to radio stations that featured a different Protestant speaker every fifteen minutes. After four years of what he later called a “post-graduate study of Protestantism,” he reached a clear conclusion: these were sincere and concerned people endlessly arguing with one another, each promoting a different religious marketing plan.
At a dinner, he met a Catholic priest and unexpectedly found himself saying, “Father, I have to be Catholic.” With the patient guidance of Fr. Ernest Strzelenski, he resolved his Protestant confusion and entered the Catholic Church. In doing so, he stopped living in contradiction to what he came to understand as the only Church-creating words spoken by Jesus Christ:
“And I say unto you, thou art Peter, and on this rock I build My Church… I give you the keys to the Kingdom of Heaven.”
After becoming Catholic, he was able to focus clearly on inventing, designing, manufacturing, packaging, and selling housewares products worldwide. Over the next 25 years, the anonymous inventor and more than 200 associates grew the business from a two-door car operation into over 20 acres of factory and warehouse facilities running 24/7/365, producing products sold globally and protected by more than 200 patents.
He served three terms on his local School Board, helping to achieve the lowest property taxes in his county. After being replaced by the usual people and groups, and learning that “taxes test souls,” he turned his attention to clearly explaining “simple reasons to be Catholic.”
A Catholic priest once assured him it was acceptable to operate on Christmas Day because employees were paid double time and a half—allowing Catholic workers to earn the cost of Christmas gifts in one shift and still attend Mass.
The anonymous inventor may be the world’s only Catholic evangelist with over 200 patents. He now shares “sometimes new and always simple reasons to Be Catholic” through over 7,000 daily posts on catholicfundamentalism.com, offered freely and anonymously in obedience to Scripture’s advice to be self-effacing.
Author’s Notes
Books and writings on catholicfundamentalism.com are free and anonymous to avoid the distractions of seeking fame and fortune that keep many from focusing on the command of Jesus:
“Love God and love your neighbors as yourselves.”
Author’s Credibility
He spent 45 years building a worldwide, 24/7/365 manufacturing company based on more than 200 patents for a wide variety of new products that replaced older ones. That clarity and success followed his conversion to Catholicism, after he was no longer confused by thousands of conflicting religious marketing plans.
Author’s Hope
May all be blessed to love God and our neighbors enough to Be Catholic—and to receive the keys to the Kingdom of Heaven from the successors of the first person to receive them: St. Peter, Jesus Christ’s first Catholic Pope.
Author’s Prayer
May all the world be blessed to honor the only Church-creating words spoken by He who fulfilled over 300 prophecies to His first Catholic Pope:
“And I say unto you, thou art Peter, and on this rock I build My Church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to the Kingdom of Heaven.”
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