On the First Holy Saturday, Jesus descended into hell to let many souls join Him in Heaven.
On this Holy Saturday, computer-using Catholics free our souls from the confusion that keeps many souls trapped in the hell that is Conventional Reality!
Today, Catholic Readings begin with Genesis 1:1-2.2 describing The Seven Downloads of The Loving Programmer’s Creation Program that brought all into Being: “Holy Saturday” lets us see The Father (“The Loving Programmer”), The Word of God, His Son (The Creation Program in Human Form), and The Holy Spirit (The Holy Downloader”), at work when God’s “Hidden Prophecies” are first revealed:
“In the beginning” began when The Holy Spirit brought time into being by Downloading Things that Changed.
“The First Download of The First Day” began over 13 trillion light-years ago: “Then God said, ‘Let there be light and there was light.'”
“Evening came and morning followed” because “Light and dark” had been Downloaded on the “first day”.
On the Second Day, The Loving Programmer’s Creation Program was Downloaded to provide all the necessary elements to form gases, liquids, and solids. The “Gravity” part of The Creation Program was Downloaded. The “dome” into water and water vapor in “the sky” so “dry land” would appear in the form of all the Mineral Programs that made part of The Creation Program.
On the Third Day, all that would be necessary for liquids and solids to take orderly form was “Downloaded” and “water” ran into “basins” as continents and oceans took form.
On the Fourth Day, the first “Replicating Plant Programs” were downloaded.
Complicated “Star and Solar System Programs” were downloaded to “mark the fixed times, the days and the years, serve as luminaries in the dome of the sky, to shed light upon the earth.” The “two great lights”, the sun and the moon, came into being, and hundreds of billions of “Star and Galaxy Programs” were downloaded as they began to spred out over trillions of light-years in every direction.
Then God’s “Replicating Animal Programs” were “Downloaded”. Some were smaller than amoebas. “Great sea monsters” were as huge as dinosaurs! God’s Angelic Sub-Programmers enjoyed themselves for billions of light-years!
After all those Programs had taken over 13 trillion light-years to be Downloaded, “Then God said, ‘Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. Let them have dominions over fish of the sea, birds of the air, and the cattle, and over all the wild animals and all the creatures that crawl on the ground.”
God’s Most Complicated Program was Downloaded: Replicating Free Will Creatures With Immortal Souls, truly “made in His image”, were “handmade by God” as Adam and Eve in The Garden of Eden.
Catholics see that and take heart! “If Adam and Eve could be forgiven for being History’s First Protestants by disobeying God’s Command not to eat ‘the forbidden fruit’, then I can respect God’s Prophets enough to Be Catholic, obey The Church-Creating Word of He Who Fulfilled the Prophecies to His First Catholic Pope, and get the “keys to The Kingdom of Heaven” for my immortal soul!”
Catholics become God’s Most Blessed People on Earth by letting The Power of God take living form in us! “And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven!”
For 2,000 years, Catholics have been blessed with Baptism, Confession/Absolution, The Actual Body and Blood of Jesus in Communion, Confirmation, Marriage, Healing, and the Holy Orders that take living form in our Catholic priests, religious, and us!
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Today’s Simple Rhyme: “May all be blessed to understand / and Be As Catholic As We can! / Today!”
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