Not proof, but another indication that Catholic Fundamentalism is correct!

As is periodically mentioned in these pages, Catholic Fundamentalists think that most Europeans are descended from Abraham, and that many of us Europeans come from Isaac, son of Abraham and Sarah, and the “lost tribes” of Jacob/Israel also descended from Sarah.

We also believe that Sarah was history’s first “blonde bombshell”, an absolutely stunning blue-eyed blonde, and have been saying so since the original publication of “Crats!” in 1993 introduced the ideas that would crystallize into Catholic Fundamentalism, the most interesting approach to The Roman Catholic Church since Pascal invented Probability Theory and applied it to choosing a religion.

This fascinating article does not prove our contention, but makes it plausible:

One Common Ancestor Behind Blue Eyes

By Jeanna Bryner, LiveScience Staff Writer

posted: 31 January 2008 08:34 am ET

“People with blue eyes have a single, common ancestor, according to new research.

A team of scientists has tracked down a genetic mutation that leads to blue eyes. The mutation occurred between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago. Before then, there were no blue eyes.

“Originally, we all had brown eyes,” said Hans Eiberg from the Department of Cellular and Molecular Medicine at the University of Copenhagen.

The mutation affected the so-called OCA2 gene, which is involved in the production of melanin, the pigment that gives color to our hair, eyes and skin.

“A genetic mutation affecting the OCA2 gene in our chromosomes resulted in the creation of a ‘switch,’ which literally ‘turned off’ the ability to produce brown eyes,” Eiberg said.

The genetic switch is located in the gene adjacent to OCA2 and rather than completely turning off the gene, the switch limits its action, which reduces the production of melanin in the iris. In effect, the turned-down switch diluted brown eyes to blue.

If the OCA2 gene had been completely shut down, our hair, eyes and skin would be melanin-less, a condition known as albinism.

“It’s exactly what I sort of expected to see from what we know about selection around this area,” said John Hawks of the University of Wisconsin-Madison, referring to the study results regarding the OCA2 gene. Hawks was not involved in the current study.

Baby blues

Eiberg and his team examined DNA from mitochondria, the cells’ energy-making structures, of blue-eyed individuals in countries including Jordan, Denmark and Turkey. This genetic material comes from females, so it can trace maternal lineages.

They specifically looked at sequences of DNA on the OCA2 gene and the genetic mutation associated with turning down melanin production.

Over the course of several generations, segments of ancestral DNA get shuffled so that individuals have varying sequences. Some of these segments, however, that haven’t been reshuffled are called haplotypes. If a group of individuals shares long haplotypes, that means the sequence arose relatively recently in our human ancestors. The DNA sequence didn’t have enough time to get mixed up.

“What they were able to show is that the people who have blue eyes in Denmark, as far as Jordan, these people all have this same haplotype, they all have exactly the same gene changes that are all linked to this one mutation that makes eyes blue,” Hawks said in a telephone interview.

Melanin switch

The mutation is what regulates the OCA2 switch for melanin production. And depending on the amount of melanin in the iris, a person can end up with eye color ranging from brown to green. Brown-eyed individuals have considerable individual variation in the area of their DNA that controls melanin production. But they found that blue-eyed individuals only have a small degree of variation in the amount of melanin in their eyes.

“Out of 800 persons we have only found one person which didn’t fit — but his eye color was blue with a single brown spot,” Eiberg told LiveScience, referring to the finding that blue-eyed individuals all had the same sequence of DNA linked with melanin production.

“From this we can conclude that all blue-eyed individuals are linked to the same ancestor,” Eiberg said. “They have all inherited the same switch at exactly the same spot in their DNA.” Eiberg and his colleagues detailed their study in the Jan. 3 online edition of the journal Human Genetics.

That genetic switch somehow spread throughout Europe and now other parts of the world.

“The question really is, ‘Why did we go from having nobody on Earth with blue eyes 10,000 years ago to having 20 or 40 percent of Europeans having blue eyes now?” Hawks said. “This gene does something good for people. It makes them have more kids.”

While the people who researched and produced this article probably don’t share the Catholic Fundamentalist joy at discovering what we’ve been teaching for nearly 15 years, it is as if a little “intellectual manna” has fallen on our weary selves, strengthening us for the battles of faith and intellect ahead.

Along the same lines, last year one of the Lie Committees complained about the lack of prison camps in Siberia.  “We need those camps to be opened up again!  They’re a great place to send people who don’t like what we’re doing.”  One of the Committee members, probably Dr. Dick Dudewell, suggested that EU countries should be able to rent the vacant camps and send their own dissidents and malcontents to them.  A month ago, it was discovered that a troubled German youth was, in fact, sent to an unused Siberian gulag, where he is now being “readjusted”.   Many, many more will follow as European Government follows into the totalitarian hellhole toward which it is racing at top speed.

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