Let’s all pray for Al Gore’s soul.

No one has embraced as many Global Warming lies as Mr. Gore. No one has spread those lies more enthusiastically. And, no one has made as much money from those lies as has Mr. Gore.

If Dante were to write “The Inferno” today, he would have poor Mr. Gore’s soul somewhere in the 8th Circle. That’s where the souls of those who participated in “Complex Frauds” spend eternity being ruthlessly tortured.

Reason, logic, and facts mean nothing to Mr. Gore. The only possible lifeline that can pull his soul up from the depths of intellectual depravity is if enough of us pray that the love of truth will enter his mind and drive out the demons that drive him to deceive.

“Dear God, please save Al Gore’s soul!” is something that every Catholic Fundamentalist should say every time we hear him tell another lie.

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