As the funding opportunities that global warming provides become more obvious, the number people telling lies increases. So does the number of lies.
When people lie, they separate themselves from The Programmer Who programmed us with a certain appreciation for truth. The same person who tells Global Warming Lies will prosecute an auto mechanic who falsifies a bill. “He just plain lied to me!”, he will say in outrage to all who will listen.
Sometimes, at a meeting with other people making a living by telling lies about Global Warming, he will tell them of his unfortunate experience with a lying auto mechanic. Every single person will sympathize with him. “People just don’t tell the truth any more.”, they will agree amidst much head-shaking and nodding.
Then, they will get down to the business of finding and using the most effective lies about the coming horrors of Global Warming.
