I’ve been diggin’ in the Whine Mine all the live-long day,
I’ve been diggin’ in the Whine Mine, and now I’m gonna pray:
“Dearest Jesus up in Heaven, I believe in you
But I don’t need to obey You; I do what I want to do.”
I know that you often told us, “Eat My Body, drink My Blood.”
I do not want to be bothered, and I know my name’s not “Mud”.
‘Cause, I just go on repeating, “I believe so I am saved!”
That’s not the babble of a vain man who loves to rant and rave.
I’m truly safe here in the Whine Mine, where I can’t be hurt by sin
Nothing I can ever do is wrong ’cause I’ve been born again!
I’ll keep diggin’ in the Whine Mine, all the live-long day,
I like it right here in the Whine Mine where I don’t need to obey.
So, Jesus take your Blood and Body and take them both a-way!
(And Jesus hears them all a-praying and Jesus says, “O-kay!”)