What’s the weirdest Protestant Sacrament? When faced with The Decree of Jesus:
“Verily, verily I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”
Protestants understandably want to get around that. It is a great threat to their credibility and to their donor base. Every Pastor Bob is taught: “If people take that seriously, you’re out of a job!”
They have invented many ways to get around that. Mostly, they just go on and on and on and on about
“What did Jesus really mean by the word ‘rock’?”
But some have invented the weirdest Protestant Sacrament. Any time The Only Church Jesus Founded is mentioned, The Protestant Finger-Pointing Sacrament kicks in.
“Well, Catholics sin, too!” Those who practice the weirdest Protestant Sacrament have a list of things at which they point their accusatory fingers:
“Catholic Crusades killed __ million people!” The Catholic Inquisition killed __ million people!” The numbers are directly inverse to the education level of the finger-pointer. The utterly ignorant insert numbers in excess of a hundred million, more than the population of Europe!
Why the desperation to avoid The Only Church Jesus Founded?
Protestantism began when wealthy men realized: “Over the past thousand years, faithful Catholics have been leaving parcels of land to The Church. Now, The Church has a third of the land in our nation! They are wasting it on schools, monasteries, hospitals, convents, and accommodations for the poor. If we can steal that land, we can be ‘instant billionaires!'”
Protestantism was invented to provide “profound theological reasons” why The Church should be destroyed. Hirelings of those who preferred fame, fortune, and sex to Catholic obedience demonized The Church.
We see clearly that “the sins of the fathers are visited upon the children”. Now, because Protestantism confused Catholic Teaching, “Life must be protected from conception to natural death.” formerly Catholics peoples are exterminating themselves by abortion and abortion-inducing birth control. Their nations are being seized by Muslims who are more Pro-Life than they.
They avoid the guilt of billions of innocent children being killed by pointing fingers at several thousand cases of child abuse that ended thirty years ago.
The dwindling survivors are still too stubborn to return to The Only Church Jesus Founded. The weirdest Protestant Sacrament is NOT pointing their fingers at themselves.
