Protestants of The Old Testament and New.
Adam and Eve “went Protestant” when they disobeyed God and ate the apple.
Cain “went Protestant” when he killed Abel.
Aaron “went Protestant” when he made a golden calf for the Twelve Tribes to worship.
Solomon “went Protestant” when he allowed temples to foreign gods to make some of his many, many wives happy.
Jeroboam “went Protestant” when he had two golden calves made and staffed his new Marketing Plan Denomination with virtually anyone who wanted a job in it.
Judas “went Protestant” when He betrayed Jesus.
Lots of people “went Protestant” and followed Donatists, Melitians, Arians, and the many, many Protestants of the first centuries.
The Greek Church “went Protestant” when it stopped following The Successors to Peter.
Albigensians, Cathars, and others “went Protestant” as they followed Marketing Plan Denominations that appealed to their various vanities.
Luther “went Protestant” when he was hired to provide “theological” excuses, like demonizing Indulgences, so greedy men could claim to be “justified” in stealing millions of acres used for Catholic schools, hospitals, orphanages, churches, monasteries, convents, universities, and accommodations for the poor and become “instant billionaires”.
Many “went Protestant” when they wanted to be in relationships not approved by The Only Church Jesus Founded.
Protestantism shares one belief: “I am doing what I know God wants!”
All Protestantism is united: “God was wrong to say ‘You are My friends if you obey My commands.’ We are above mere obedience! We are neither slaves nor servants! It is our Sacred Duty to Do What We Think is Right!”
All of Protestantism thinks it’s right to disregard The Decree of Jesus:
“Verily, verily I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”
