Catholics often hear pleas for “Fellowship!” from our Protestant friends.   “Fellowship” hides the fact that Protestantism is mad at Jesus.

Protestantism’s 45.000 denominations agree on one thing:  “Jesus was wrong to Decree The Only Church He Founded Into Being by saying to only one man:

‘And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.'”

Protestantism is mad at Jesus.  “Jesus did not care about our feelings.  It was unkind of Jesus to not give ‘the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven’ to Luther and Calvin, and our own Pastor Bob!”

They go on:  “Jesus did not give ‘the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven’ to a single founder of any Protestant Denomination!  He should have given out more ‘keys to The Kingdom of Heaven’!”

The smarter Protestants realize:  “Jesus actually insulted us Protestants!  He ignored us!  He hurt our feelings!  That was wrong of Him!  Jesus should have practiced what He preached.  Jesus should have obeyed His own command:  ‘Love your neighbor.’  He should have given everyone ‘the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven’!”

Catholics are grateful to be in The Only Church Jesus Founded.  Protestantism is mad at Jesus.  “Jesus is saying that some people are better than others!  That is wrong!  We are all equal.  Anyone who wants to get into Heaven should be allowed in!”

Catholics know we must obey Jesus to be forever among “You are My friends if you obey My commands.”

Protestantism resents that!  “We should not have to obey if we don’t want to!  We should get into Heaven if we believe ‘I am a good person.’  Everyone who believes that should get into Heaven!  Jesus is wrong to think He can judge us!”

Protestantism is mad at Jesus.

 

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