Catholics know “Every Word of Jesus Is Truth.” So, Catholics obey This Word of Jesus:
“And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”
Catholics know This Word of Jesus is also Truth! “Love your neighbors as yourself.”
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Catholics have this weird thought! “We love our neighbors. We want them to go to Heaven! Let’s tell them: “Think of Jesus as a Car!”
What? Can Catholics sell The Jesus Car to our beloved neighbors?
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Catholics explain: “There is a ‘Highway to Heaven’! We want our soul to drive it to ‘The Heavenly City’!”
To get on that Road, we must get into ‘The Jesus Car’! The Word of God is ‘The Jesus Car’!
How fast does it go? It goes as fast as The Word of God! The Jesus Car is The Word of God!
It goes over potholes! It crashes through barriers! The Jesus Car is unstoppable!
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How much does The Jesus Car cost? A big pile of vanity!
How do we get in? We open the door to The Jesus Car by confessing our sins. How do we do that?
Jesus gave Catholic priests an awesome power! “Those whose sins you forgive on earth are forgiven in Heaven.” That Absolution is the key to The Jesus Car!”
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Once we get in, The Jesus Car has a Perfect Navigation! We take our hands off the wheel!
How does that work?
Jesus is our Chauffeur! He is our Driver! Directions come angels He sends down from Navigation Central.
The Jesus Car never runs out of gas unless we run out of Obedience!
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Does The Jesus Car have a guaranty? A warranty?
The Jesus Car has the best Warranty in Creation! The Jesus Car is Guaranteed to run as long as we are among “You are My friends if you obey My commands”!
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Catholics, we have a new job! Let’s sell The Jesus Car!
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