. Catholics ask an odd question! “Does God have a sense of humor?”
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Question 1: “What is ‘God’s Cosmic Pun’?”
Answer: “It is from God! It took over 8 billion years for us to hear the ‘punch line’.”
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Question 2: “How could God take over eight billion years for Father Gordon MacRae to come up with ‘The Cosmic Pun’?”
Answer: “God has all the time in the world. ‘The Cosmic Joke’ took a long time for Him to tell.”
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Question 3: “How does ‘The Cosmic Pun begin?”
Answer: “With The Word of God! He began to Speak things Into Being with His Word. All the things that He Spoke Into Being had one thing!”
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Question 4: “What do the things God Spoke Into Being have?”
Answer: “Things all take up space. So, they have mass.”
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Question 5: “We all know that things have mass!”
Answer: “We have only recently discovered where that mass comes from.”
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Question 6: “Where does the mass that makes the things in Creation come from?”
Answer: “The beginning of that answer is the tiniest of particles, the ‘Higgs Boson’. It is known as ‘The God Particle’. It allows God’s Words to take form in electrons and atoms that make all the gasses, liquids, and solids that form every part of every mass that exists in Creation.”
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Question 7: “Where is ‘God’s Cosmic Pun?’”
Answer: “The Word of God took human form in Fulfillment of His Prophecies. Jesus Christ Spoke One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church Into Being with His Word!
‘And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My Church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys of The Kingdom of Heaven; . .’”
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Question 8: “Does His Church provide what we need to obey The Call to Catholic Communion that Jesus repeated fourteen times? ‘If you do not eat My Body and drink My Blood you do not have life in you.’”
Answer: “‘God’s Cosmic Pun’ is The Word He had Catholics use eight billion years later to describe The Ceremony in which bread and wine become The Body and Blood of Jesus Christ!”
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Question 9: “What does God have Catholics call that Ceremony?”
Answer: “The Catholic Mass! It describes both The Holy ‘mass’ of The Body and Blood of Christ and the ‘mass’ of Catholics who receive That Holy Food!”
Catholics are filled with joy by ‘God’s Cosmic Pun’ that was made because His ‘Higgs Bosons’ let mass come into being. It was Fr. Gordon MacRae, the great Catholic priest in jail, who realized that our souls may be understood by realizing: ‘Higgs Bosons are racing to Mass.’”
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