A couple of years ago, Catholic Fundamentalism predicted that carbon dioxide would be replaced by nitrogen as the new “hot gas” about which environmental alarmists would invent dire, world-threatening problems.
Today, the “brilliant scientists” at NBC announced that we could all help nitrogen from becoming dangerous by eating less food, causing less fertilizer to be used, thereby “helping the planet”.
Concerns are suddenly being raised about the size of our “nitrogen footprint”. Whatever size our “nitrogen footprint”, is, and it appears that no one actually knows, we are told that it is too large. We “have a duty to the planet” which mandates that we reduce our “nitrogen footprint”. If we don’t, there’s no telling how much worse things are going to get. Children are sure to die.
My goodness. This is a red-letter day. One idea from Catholic Fundamentalism, that the French Revolution brought an end to the “thousand years” of the Book of Revelation was confirmed by the Swedish blockhead, King Gustavus Adolphus.
A second Catholic Fundamentalism idea, that nitrogen would become the “new, world-threatening, problem gas” was validated by the “brilliant scientists” at NBC.
Will wonders never cease?
