Bigger pyramids and higher walls

People who study the Great Pyramid report that there are many signs and symbols designed within it. The real symbol of the pyramids? Pyramids were the best way to keep large numbers of people off the street. Chinese governments preferred endless, useless walls. Both knew that finding, cutting, and moving stones kept people off the streets very cheaply.

Modern governments spend more on building jobs for bureaucrats rather than useful projects. Actual pyramids, useless as they are, generate tourist income for descendants. Modern government prefer to pile waste on top of pretense.

Governments will not admit publicly “The main reason we need new roads and bridges is because we intentionally do not maintain the ones we have.” Real megalomaniacs would make us build pyramids, or great walls, like China,, but five hundred yards tall, and thousands of miles long. They would have no silly lies and excuses about being useful. “We’re here to enslave you. You are here to be slaves. Get busy.”

We should demand real frauds, like pyramids that point to distant stars or walls that don’t keep out invaders. Instead, we get fake make-work from second rate intellects. We might ask that our government replace pseudo-intellectual nincompoops with ego-maniacal tyrants who will get back to building bigger pyramids and higher walls.

With the money we’re wasting on insane programs, every state in the land could have pyramids bigger than Pike’s Peak and plated with silver or gold. All sorts of obscure symbols should be designed into their sizes, shapes, and locations. Walls five hundred feet tall, with eight lane highways on top of them, could connect each giant pyramid.

Replacing endless departments and agencies with people who wanted to get such things done would impress future visitors. They would marvel: “At least they got something real done, no matter how useless it was.”

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