Business Plan: “Speed Lipo”

We’ve all been astonished by the number of overweight people. All of us who weigh more than we’d like have these things in common, we eat too much, have gotten fat, and want to lose weight without having to control our food intake.

A national chain of mall stores offering “Speed Lipo” would provide liposuction on the spot. An overweight person could, for one or two hundred dollars, have up to five pounds of fat removed, right on the spot.

The market need is obvious. A hundred and fifty million Americans are unable to summon the will power to diet or exercise. A small storefront, staffed by a doctor who wants to double or triple his income without the hassle of dealing with insurance billings, would have several cubicles and a liposuction machine.

One of us tubbos would pay the money and immediately lose five pounds. We’d gladly sign medical releases that would eliminate any legal liability. Those of us who are twenty or thirty pounds overweight would have to have several sessions.

Income opportunities are endless. The idea is available for license.

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