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Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Mary was baptized when her water broke.

Protestants don’t think much more about Mary than that she was the Mother of Jesus. They do not...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Marketing Plan for Dying Protestant Groups

I learned Protestant Theology in my lunch with Pastor Bob. By our third glass of wine, I heard...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Marketing Plan for Dying Protestant Groups

Lunch with Pastor Bob was fascinating! It was absolutely amazing to solve the great mystery: What kind of...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

All need The Church of The Perfect Baptism

Catholic Fundamentalism was viciously attacked with the following when a Protestant reader urgently informed us, in all Capital...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Marketing Plan for Dying Protestant Groups

As lunch continued, I wondered “Pastor Bob, how is your church doing with all the changes? Is church...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

The hardest part of Protestant Marketing

As lunch progressed, I continued to ask Pastor Bob about the hardest part of Protestant Marketing. “Pastor Bob,...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

The hardest part of Protestant Marketing?

I met an old friend, the pastor of my former Church, for lunch. After we ordered, asked him,...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

The first Protestant man’s Marketing Plan

Clever marketing leads people to choose one brand of car, soap, paint, candidate, denomination, or any other product...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Lapsed Cat’lics is wha’r the money is!

“Now, we is all dun wif’ yer trainin’. Y’all knows how ter wurk The Gian’ Baptismal Font. Y’all...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Young Pastor Bob learned about Holy Orders

“My Church of The Perfect Baptism is the greates’ theologicul breakthrough in the hist’ry of Baptizin’!”, exulted Pastor...