Of all the views there are of things, Catholic Fundamentalism comes closest to ultimate reality.
Catholic Fundamentalism begins with the idea that God has the power to program what we human programs were programmed to see as the universe. God the Father, The Loving Programmer, has programmed energies and particles, compiled them into systems and beings, and downloaded them to form all that there was, is, and will be.
Many Catholic Fundamentalists see that human programmers can program movies, cartoons, and pictures that look to be three dimensional. We extrapolate from that fact to the conjecture that God, the Loving Programmer, can program and download actual things and energies. His Creation Program encompasses all.
Many ask, “If there is a God, why would He bother?” The Catholic Fundamentalism answer is simple: “We human beings are the The Loving Programmer’s beloved free-will programs. He programmed us within The Creation Program so that each one of us would have to freely choose to become His obedient believers or turn ourselves into vain and silly nincompoops who’d rather reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”
A most wonderful thing that leads some to believe that Catholic Fundamentalism comes closest to ultimate reality: Not a single one of its tenets can be denied. “But, argument is circular!”, critics cry in anguish.
“Of course it’s a circular argument. But, all arguments are, essentially, circular. It’s just that Catholic Fundamentalism is the biggest circle of all.”
