Catholics explain how an actual camel can go through a needle’s eye.

Catholics believe that Jesus is always right.

Jesus said to his disciples: “Amen, I say to you, it will be hard for one who is rich to enter the Kingdom of heaven. Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for one who is rich to enter the Kingdom of God.”

Catholics believe that actual camels can go through the eyes of actual needles.

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Catholic Fundamentalism shows this to be reasonable.

“Remove the egg from an ovulating camel. The egg is fertilized with sperm from a male camel. The tiny camel is the size of a grain of salt. The fertilized egg is put on a microscope slide in a drop of amniotic fluid.

The tiny camel is passed through the needle’s eye. The fertilized egg is then implanted into the womb of the mother camel. When it is born, it will be a camel that has gone through the eye of a needle.

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God made it possible for us, in our time, to see the Jesus’ bizarre Teaching becoming actually possible. We can see than at actual camel can go through the actual eye of an actual needle.

Our respect for Jesus leads us to believe that Jesus also told the literal truth when He Spoke The Only Church He Founded Into Being with His Holy Word.

“And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”

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Catholics also believe Jesus was correct when He gave Catholic priests the Power to Preside over The Miracle of Transubstantiation.

Jesus was right about the camel going through the needle’s eye. He was right when He gave Catholic clergy the Power to turn bread and wine into His Actual Body and Blood.

Catholics believe that Jesus is always right.

Protestants do not believe that Jesus is always right. They should spend more time thinking about the camel.

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