Jesus gave Peter The Keys to open “God’s Big Bank in The Sky”. Catholics buy Shares of Its Stock with “Holy Photons of Obedience”.
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Question 1: “I never thought of that! Can Catholics buy shares of stock issued by God’s Big Bank In The Sky?”
Answer: “God’s money is not made of gold, silver, or paper. His money made out of ‘Holy Photons of Obedience’. Every time we obey a Teaching of Jesus and His Church, we are paid with ‘Holy Photons of Obedience’. They are shares of stock stored in our ‘Book of Life’ (Rev. 20:12) at God’s Big Bank In The Sky.”
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Question 2: “How do Catholics ‘buy stock’ in God’s Big Bank In The Sky?”
Answer: “Catholics give time, effort, and money to His Church. That gives us ‘Holy Photons of Obedience’! They turn into ‘Heavenly Shares’ of our stock in God’s Big Bank In The Sky.”
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Question 3: “Is every Catholic Parish a ‘branch office’ where we receive ‘Heavenly Shares’ of God’s Big Bank In The Sky?”
Answer: “Yes! Jesus Christ took Human Form on earth. He Spoke The Catholic Church Into Being with His Holy Word! ‘And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My Church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys of The Kingdom of Heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in Heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in Heaven.’
Hundreds of thousands of Catholic Parishes are His network of ‘branch banks’ on earth. The ‘Main Office’ has been The Vatican for 2,000 years!”
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Question 4: “Catholics invest time, effort, and money serving Jesus and His Catholic Church. Do they get a good return on their investment?”
Answer: “Yes! Ordinary rich people are like wealthy Lazarus in Luke 16:14-31. Their souls end up in ‘The Greedy Pig’ section of hell. They were too vain to accumulate ‘Holy Photons of Obedience’ by loving God and their neighbors.
When Catholics die, God sends angels to take our souls to Heaven! Our investment in ‘Holy Photons of Obedience’ pays The Biggest Dividends in Creation!”
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Question 5: “Do Catholics think they can ‘pay God’ to have His Angels take their souls to Heaven?”
Answer: “We can’t pay Him enough! We just hope to be worthy of His Mercy! The only way to do that is to deposit enough ‘Holy Photons of Obedience’ at ‘God’s Big Bank In The Sky’!
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‘Holy Photons of Obedience’! God’s ‘Catholic Money’ that grows in value forever.”
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