When we see pictures of far-off galaxies, the usual response is “Gosh, the universe is so big and complicated that it must be dozens of billions of years old.”

Catholic Fundamentalists, on the other hand, see the same pictures, and say “God has such amazing programming abilities that He can program galaxies, put them in motion, and have them programmed to be self-sustaining in a day or so.”

Vain humans are most comfortable with believing in a God with less power. They have a hard time understanding what it means when we say “God can program in three dimensions.”

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