God’s IQ Test. #47. “Am I smart enough to make the ‘tea bag connection’?”

 

Some of the smartest Catholics and Protestants in the world post on pages like this!  The world’s smartest people have one goal:  We want our souls to get into Heaven!

“Tea bags” give us a new way to see the difference between Catholic and Protestant thinking.

“Tea bags”?  What do “tea bags” have to do with getting into Heaven?

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Catholics know two things.

1. Every human mind is like a cup of hot water.  Uncounted trillions of molecules, atoms, electrons, neutrons, and protons are swirling around.

2.  Every intelligent person wants our mind to be filled with more than hot water!

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That’s why we put “thoughts” in our minds.   Our most profound “thoughts” are about God and how we relate to HimEvery Word of God is like a tiny piece of  tea in a “tea bag”.  The Bible is the “bag” that holds the “tea”.  That begins “the tea-bag connection”!

If we leave the “tea bag” in our mind, This Word of God becomes part of it:   “And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”

When Protestants see that is in the “tea bag”, they decide:  “It’s time to take the ‘tea bag’ out of my brain!”

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Catholics like strong tea!  What happens when Catholics leave the whole “tea bag” in our brain?

We decide to be among “You are My friends if you obey My commands.”  Jesus Christ said that!   And, He chose to live in poverty, celibacy, and obedience.   The very best Catholics are led to live like Jesus!

They are our Catholic priests and religious!

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A preference for “weak tea” keeps Protestants from taking in what Every Catholic eats and drinks!   Our priests are empowered to provide The Holy Food that Jesus told us 14 times He would provide in Catholic Communion!

“If you do not eat My Body and drink My Blood, you do not have life in you.”

May every Protestant think clearly enough to make ‘the tea bag connection’!

1. “There is no ‘life’ in ‘weak tea'”!

2.  “The opposite of life is _ _ _ _ _.”

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