History’s least intelligent reason to not be Catholic!

History’s least intelligent reason to not be Catholic!

For 2,000 years, The Profiteers of Protestantism have invented reasons to ignore Jesus. They have refused to respect Jesus enough to obey His Only Church-Founding Decree:

“And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”

There is not one good reason in Heaven, or on earth, to disobey Jesus. Most of the reasons include the same, old silliness that’s been around for years.

“Catholics worship idols”

“Constantine invented The Catholic Church as a continuation of pagan religions.”

“Peter never went to Rome.”

“The Churches mentioned in The Bible were early Protestant Churches.”

“St. Peter was not put in charge of The Only Church Jesus Founded. No one was in charge. Early Protestants read The Bible and worshiped as they pleased.”

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NOW, The Profiteers of Protestantism finally invented a new reason to justify disobeying:

“And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”

What is the latest profundity provided by The Profiteers of Protestantism?

“At the time of Jesus, there were no metal keys.”

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Think about that! Some foolish person actually believes it was impossible for Jesus to give Peter “the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven” because there were no “metal keys”!

What were the chains and locks that held The First Catholic Bishops in bondage made of? Wood? Plastic? Cardboard? Fiberglass?

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Who told him that? Who thought that was meaningful? Who thought that was an intelligent thing to think, say, or write?

We see that there is no limit to the desperation for donors among some of the lower-end Profiteers of Protestantism.

Surely, that is History’s least intelligent reason to not be Catholic!

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