All of us hope you ambitious Christians are enjoying our Schism Seminary updates on our classes and the annual convention! We are having another class next semester on Hispanic Outreach. Many who have turned their schisms into multi-million dollar Mega-churches find that there are huge sums of money to be made in Hispanic Outreach!

Some recommended approaches:

A. Many Hispanics have a desire for prestige and status. They can be appealed to from what can be made to seem an “intellectual” level. Vain, pseudo-intellectuals of every culture want to feel superior to others in their groups. Your Mega-Church can, with proper training, offer them a chance to be “individual”, “unique”, and an “enlightened/intellectual”. That “enlightened/intellectual” approach words with vain people every time!

B. Remaining in the Catholic Church can be made to seem a sign of being stagnant, out-of-touch, old-fashioned, poorly educated, and out of favor with powerful entities.

C. Job advancements can be tied to adopting new religious beliefs. “You can’t drive a car if you only know how to ride a horse. You can’t think properly in the computer generation if you stay in the same, old Catholic Church.”

D. You cannot find true sexual happiness as long as you stay in the traditional Catholic belief system.

E. It is impossible to be both Catholic and free. To liberate your mind, you must escape from The Church that keeps you locked into a painful, punishing life.

F. We teach you how to identify and ignore the most faithful Catholics. As soon as one of them says, for instance, “Jesus said we had to eat His Body and drink His Blood to have life in us.”, you go on to more likely candidates. You cannot win such arguments, and it is foolish to try.

Each of these considerations is a useful beginning. Each possible convert must be analyzed and the most effective approach utilized. Schism Seminary provides questionaires and surveys so you can let each Hispanic identify the approach that works best on him or her!

Contemplate the profit possibilities! You can immediately enroll your own Mega-Church’s Hispanic Outreach employee in a Schism Seminary class. Frankly, you can’t afford not to!

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