The ascending green line represents carbon dioxide levels. It is closely measured, but is obviously meaningless in its effect on global temperatures. The dotted line represents the smoothing of dropping temperatures that reflect lower global temperatures. The jagged line shows the actual temperatures, indicating that August was the fifth or sixth coldest month since 2002.
Many are still unable to see that there is no global warming on our globe.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: We can see that the green line has stopped ascending as rapidly in the last couple of months. This means that the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere seems to have stopped increasing. One small, little known group of concerned citizens is responsible for this.
These deeply concerned citizens know that the countless quadrillions of tiny bubbles that come to the surface and explode into the atmosphere like micro-bombs when cans of soda or beer are opened or poured daily around the world are made of pure carbon dioxide. That’s a lot of deadly carbon dioxide exploding all over the planet!
Every time that we pour any carbonated beverage, we are polluting our precious atmosphere with ever more of the deadly greenhouse gas.
Concerned, eco-sensitive beer drinkers around the world are voluntarily working to eliminate this dreaded pollution. In recent years, knowledgeable drinkers of beer, gin and tonics, and other carbonated beverages have boldly and bravely joined the battle to protect the planet.
Drinking any carbonated beverage as quickly as humanly possible reduces the greenhouse gases that would otherwise be emitted into the atmosphere. As a result of this totally voluntary practice spreading among billions of concerned global citizens, those involved in “Drink Fast, Save the Planet!” are proud to announce that this year, despite expectations from alarmists, the polar icecap did not melt, but is actually larger than last year.
We should all drink our carbonated beverages more quickly. The world depends on it, and as the chart shows, our plan is working.
Additional note:
It has been determined by scientific research that straws, tightly fitted into snug caps on glasses, keep even more deadly carbon dioxide from being emitted from open containers. Each drinking straw should have a tiny lid to keep the carbon dioxide from polluting the atmosphere when a drink is not actually being drunk.
When faster drinking of carbonated beverages is combined with the technical achievements of properly used lidded straws tightly wedged into closely fitting drink caps, polar ice is projected to totally cover every part of the earth north of Hudson’s Bay within the next hundred months.
No matter how inconvenient it is, drinking habits must be changed, all over the world.
