Schism Seminary 24 says: “We told you so.”

Ambitious clergypersons have been reading the advertisements and circulars sent out by Schism Seminary. They tell future Mega-Church pastors how to make the “Big Money in the business of Christianity.”

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Professors at Schism Seminary keep an eye on Mega-Churches and the men who run them. When they make a mistake, Schism Seminary says: “We told you so.”

A quick review, they’re very short, shows how important The Schism Seminary Curricula is in building a big, successful Mega-Church. Recently, one of the nation’s largest Mega-Churches began having hard times.

The poor Pastor had to “take a leave of absence”. Then, he did a lot of public “agonizing over having hurt people.” Here’s the link: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/09/08/embattled-megapastors-church-makes-major-announcement-our-leaders-have-agonized/

If only he had attended Schism Seminary’s classes and seminars. They would have told him what to do. For instance, he should not have said, “I have hurt people.” What he should have said was “I didn’t help people as much as I should have.”

Simple things like that show why YOU should enroll in Schism Seminary. If you want to fly with the angels in your Personal Lockheed Mission Jet, you NEED Schism Seminary. This Pastor didn’t think he needed us. His vanity brought him down. We could have sent out a team of Public Relations people who know how to handle these issues, even before they become public. Schism Seminary 24 says: “We told you so.”

Now, he knows he made a mistake in not seeking our counsel and advice. So does his family. They’re telling him, “If you’d gone to Schism Seminary, all this would have blown over!” Then, their real anger emerges. “You’d still be making the big bucks. And, you could have the pilot fly us to Disney World. Now we have to fly commercial. What kind of a father would do that to his children?”

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