Smarter Protestants are asking for a Contract.

Protestants have concerns. “I have been talked into leaving The Only Church Jesus Spoke Into Being with His Holy Word. I have become a Protestant. So, I am willfully disobeying:

‘And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.’

I know that Jesus will only let some people into Heaven. ‘You are My friends if you obey My commands.’ I know that! But, I really like my new minister! He makes me feel good about myself!”


What is a Protestant to do? Smarter Protestants are asking for a Contract.


“I, Reverend ______________, am an ordained clergyperson. I have studied Scripture for ___ years. I know that those who join my denomination do not know as much about Jesus and The Bible as I do.

I realize that they are relying on me for my Spiritual Advice.

If they join my denomination, I promise that they will get into Heaven if they:

1. Believe in Jesus.

2. Do what I advise them.

3. Follow our clear, unchanging Teachings.

I, Reverend ______________, hereby pledge that I will never teach anything that contradicts Jesus or The Bible. I promise to take full responsibility for anyone who follows me and is not allowed into Heaven.

If they do not get into Heaven by following my teachings, I promise to ask God to blame and punish only me and to not hold them accountable.

If a person in my congregation discovers any soul-losing error in my (our) teaching, I promise that I will give them double their money back.

If our Moral Teachings ever change, I also pledge to give that refund.


Reverend _______________, ___, ___, (insert titles/degrees)

Witness ________________, ________________.

Notary Signature and Seal: __________________.


Every Protestant would rest easier with that agreement signed before reliable witnesses. And, kept in a safe place.

What Protestant clergyperson would not want to sign?

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