The Food Pyramid: How to Undernourish Minds and Bodies Simultaneously. Copied from the highly recommended junkfoodscience.com
No cookies. No candy. No cake. No pie. No ice cream. No hamburgers. No hotdogs. Just the usual minority female racing toward the top while one white boy is about to skateboard into a sure and certain wreck with the pyramid in front him while a white girl is playing the approved, brain-destroying soccer. There are three children on wheeled vehicles. Few skateboards, cylces, and wheel chairs are used on grass, but reality means little.
This, the latest of the pyramids revered by big, oppressive governments, was produced by the Dept. of Agriculture.
It is their only known contribution to our civilization.