The New Catholic Cosmology 3

After the Six Programming Sessions that downloaded he Creation Program in self-sustaining 3-D, many things were as now. But, huge differences were to come.

Some of the Programming Assistants were jealous of The Loving Programmer’s great affection for His Free Will Programs. “We were the ones who did all the work. Now, He likes them better. He spends more time on them than with us.”

The uppity angels got so angry they corrupted the Reproduction Programs of human females with viruses. Some of the Programming Assistants corrupted women’s genetic programs with the virus of their rage, and produced creatures that personified Anger. Lazy Angels managed to corrupt a few human women with the virus of Sloth that characterized their own natures. Fallen angels prone to gluttony did the same.

Raging tyrannosauruses, huge, lazy sloths, bloated brontosauruses, and other manifestations of the Seven Deadly Sins ruled the earth. They multiplied by corrupting the human genetic code and producing a myriad of monsters that went viral.

Living, vicious, evil manifestations of Pride, Envy, Greed, Gluttony, Anger, Lust, and Sloth roamed the earth. Some were actual monsters, others were human-looking monsters, each one of The Seven Deadly Sins.

God, The Loving Programmer, knew that the next step of The Creation Program, The Big Update, about which the fallen Programming Assistants had no inkling, had to be downloaded.

Suddenly, the inter-molecular water that had been programmed deep within the crust began to emerge. The reality of that water may be investigated at this link: http://www.northwestern.edu/newscenter/stories/2014/06/new-evidence-for-oceans-of-water-deep-in-the-earth.html That’s where “the springs of water” mentioned in Genesis 6:11 “broke forth”.

Noah’s Ark and the eight people unaffected by the corrupting viruses floated on the rising waters. The moon was a an important part of The Big Update. As the rising waters rose, a massive tidal wave washed over and around the earth. As it did, it restructured the surface. Rocks and minerals were held in suspension and deposited in layers, quickly compressed into hardening rock by the quadrillions of quadrillions of tons of pressure from the five-mile high tidal wave that rolled around the earth every day. Some of that rock buried the bones and bodies of the evil creatures, encapsulated in stone by the power of God.

As The Creation Program was cleansed of corruption by The Big Update, changes to the Crust Program were downloaded. “I want the future humans to think all this could have been an accident. Have The Tidal Wave push up the solidifying layers of rock to form long, high mountain chains and ranges. Download some hydrocarbons into seams of coal. Fix it up so liquid and gaseous hydrocarbons are generated by the heat below. Give lots of them a chance to lie about “fossil fuels”.

His loyal, obedient, hard-working Programming Assistants made sure that The Creation Program would provide free will. Countless generations of pompous scholars, scientists, and government officials would make insane pronouncements as to where all the complexity around them originated. “Listen to those babbling fools!” angels would howl with laughter for thousands of years to come.

The faithful of every age would understand. The Big Update allowed faithful sheep to be separated from goats in every generation. The New Catholic Cosmology uses computer technology to provide a hint of how The Loving Programmer got things done. Hope some move from goat to sheep.

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