Thinking of The Holy Spirit as The Holy Wireless Connector helps us visualize how prayers work. When we follow the Catholic Fundamentalism practice of seeing prayers as “requests for programming assistance”, we may consider The Holy Wireless Connection that The Holy Wireless Connector is able to provide between our individual, human program and The Unprogrammed Programmer’s Great Server at Programming HQ.
With the help of The Holy Wireless Connector, our requests for programming assistance go to The Programmer. The solutions to our problems, often in completely unexpected ways, are sent through The Holy Wireless Connector, back to be made available to us.
We should always be ready and open to the programming assistance that He, through His angelic programming assistants, will provide. That readiness is assisted by being confident that our request for programming assistance will be downloaded for us. That confidence, in turn, is enhanced, thereby making us more able to accept the download, by living according to The Programmer’s Operating Instructions.
In order to receive programming assistance, it helps greatly to be free from mortal sins, which are our gross failures to obey the Operating Instructions. Our willful errors act as insulators between us and The Loving Programmer. Such barriers between us and Him may be erased by the Sacraments, particularly Confession.
It is as if our souls, minds, and bodies are lightning bugs, receiving power from an invisible transmitter over wavelengths that are invisible to us. That transmission gives us the ability to blink more brightly as we re-transmit the power we have received from His spiritual wavelengths to help provide the desired program changes among the programmed entities within us and in those with which, and, with whom we spend our days in the clay.
When we visualize making ourselves more receptive to getting help from The Programmer through The Holy Wireless Connector, we can’t help but see very good reasons to be Catholic. No other religion has priests with the power to forgive our vanity-built insulators that keep us from Him. It is always our vanity (def.: thinking that our individual processing unit is more powerful than it is) that keeps us from those Holy Sacraments. That same vanity is the greatest of all the barriers that insulate us from The Programmer. Our vanity is an enemy to be fought every day of our lives. The holy men who’ve taken vows of poverty, celibacy, and obedience are our greatest allies.
