. Willful Protestants avoid images and words that let us see the complexity of Heaven.
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Question 1. “What is the oldest Willful Protestant ‘Babble’?”
Answer: “Willful Protestants always loved ‘Rock Babble’! ‘Rock Babble’ helps them hide the clear meaning of This Teaching of Jesus Christ: ‘And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of God.’”
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Question 2: “Do Willful Protestants take their ‘Rock Babble’ seriously?”
Answer! “Yes! The Profiteers of Protestantism love to rant and rave about the ‘The Historical Meaning of the word ‘rock’ in many languages’. Skilled ‘Rock Babblers’ can convince otherwise intelligent donors that Jesus wants them to reject The Only Church He Spoke Into Being!”
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Question 3: “What other popular ‘Babble’ was invented to get money from Willful Protestants?”
Answer: “‘Holy Day Babble’ is very popular! ‘Holy Day Babble’ gives many Willful Protestants excuses to disobey The Actual Word with Which Jesus Christ Spoke One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church Into Being.”
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Question 4: “What ‘Holy Day’ do those Willful Protestants choose instead of Sunday?”
Answer. “Many of them choose to worship on Saturday. The newest Profiteers of Protestantism invented new ‘Holy Day Babble’! The ‘Wednesday Worshipers’ say ‘Wednesday is The Truly Holy Day because it is in The Holy Middle of Each Week!’”
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Question 5: Do Willful Protestants take such nonsense seriously?”
Answer: “Some do! The newest ‘Holy Day Babble’ has another selling point! ‘Jesus does not want us to waste our weekends going to Church! It is God’s Will that we worship in ‘The Most Holy Middle Day of Each Week!’ Franchises are available for Profiteers of Protestantism who want the newest ‘Holy Day Babble’!”
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Question 6: “Have The Profiteers of Protestantism invented ‘Baptism Babble’?”
Answer: “Yes! ‘Baptism’ is One of Two Protestant Sacraments. Many of them don’t even get that right! Some ‘Baptism Babble’ teaches that God cannot wash Original Sin away from a person under the age of 12. Or, 14. Or, ‘If you aren’t old enough to vote, you can’t be old enough to be Baptized!‘ Many Protestant Marketing Plans claim to know ‘the right age’ at which God can cleanse a soul of Original Sin.”
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Question 7: “Do they think The Holy Spirit wants anyone who dies younger than their ‘right age’ to go to Judgment with their soul stained by Original Sin?”
Answer: “It’s fun to ask them! They have more ‘Baptism Babble’ to share!”
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Question 8: “They have more ‘Baptism Babble’?”
Answer: “The method of Baptism is a big part of many Willful Protestant Marketing Plans. Some teach ‘total immersion’! Some teach ‘total immersion’ in water from The River Jordan! Some may have that water, or water that looks like it, shipped in so people can ‘Be Baptized just like Jesus was!‘”
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Question 9: “Why do The Profiteers of Protestantism work so hard to get people to reject The Only Church Jesus Spoke Into Being with His Holy Word?”
Answer: “That’s how they make a living! They know that many Willful Protestants will pay to be told, ‘Jesus has to let me into Heaven just the way I am!’”
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