Why is there a European union?

Why is there a European union? The history of Europe often involves western leaders being bribed by middle-eastern leaders. Such bribes did not begin with Mohammed, but go back to the earliest days of Greece.

Just as Athenians, Spartans, Corinthians, and other Greeks were bribed to fight each other, or to battle enemies of the bribing ruler, Romans followed in the same pattern. Rome, however, needed more money than bribes could supply, so they often invaded and looted the lands past Turkey.

Bribes from the Middle East paralyzed Western leaders through the Ottoman Empire. Moslem forces were able to invade as far as Vienna after bribing French, German, and Russians to leave them alone.

After the internal combustion engine made their oil deposits more valuable, it was necessary for them to be sure that modern countries did not develop new energy sources. Individual countries had to be discouraged from building nuclear reactors, as the French had done.

It was difficult to bribe so many leaders. Every election brought forth a new crop of politicians who had to be bribed, on top of the old politicians who didn’t want to get their snouts out of the trough. So, in a brilliant coup, Middle Easterners bribed the collectivists in Europe, who needed no encouragement, but only funding, to set up first the Common Market, then the European Union.

Arabs hired publicists and academics to invent and disseminate a wide variety of lies, exaggerations, and distortions to a population that had been intentionally under-educated to the point of idiocy. Their hirelings convinced Europeans that there were many threatening environmental problems that could only be solved by a central European government.

The new central government made sure that no countries would be able to produce their own power in meaningful amounts. Real power generation was replaced by brainless windmills, bio-mass proposals, and utilization of tidal basins. None of these had the slightest chance of working, which is why they were bribed into existence.

The real reason for a united Europe? Bribing was much easier with a Unified Europe, because fewer people had to be bribed. Before unification, each country had a long line of people with their hands out. Once power was concentrated, Middle Eastern bribes were reduced in quantity and the bribes were handed out more easily.

Catholic Fundamentalists believe that most politicians will sell out their own country for about five hundred pounds of gold kept in a safe place for them. In Europe, politicians will sell out each others’ countries for only two hundred pounds of gold.

What a bargain.

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