“Pastor Bob, are you crazy?”
At Bible Study, someone suddenly blurted out “Pastor Bob, are you crazy?” What caused that very rude question to be asked? That Bible Study included Chapter 5, Verses 19-25 in St. Paul’s letter to The Galatians. “When self-indulgence is at work the results are obvious: fornication, gross indecency and sexual irresponsibility; disagreements, factions, envy, drunkenness, […]
Letter #29 from a Protestant minister. (Thoughts of bigamy?)
We had not heard from our dear friend, Pastor Travis T. Pitstop, for several weeks. The last we heard, he was very involved with counseling Justina Pitt, the incredibly wealthy widow of Wade Pitt. Justina Pitt was so thankful for his counseling that she bought him a brand new Porsche. As he found out more […]
Letter #28 from a Protestant minister.
Since Catholic Fundamentalism has been on Facebook, we’ve been provided with greater insight to Protestant thinking. Protestants, some of them ordained clergypersons, often write to express their disagreements with the Catholic Church in general and Catholic Fundamentalism in particular. Their arguments have certain similarities. We have been assured that few people are more familiar with […]
Letter #27 from a Protestant minister.
We received word this morning that Pastor Pitstop plans to sue The Catholic Church. He forwarded a letter from the attorneys he is hiring. Whine, Mongrel and Crapp is a well-known firm of litigators from New York. We could not tell which of the partners is handling the case for Pastor Pitstop. Our attorneys assure […]
Letter #26 from a Protestant minister.
We hadn’t heard from our dear, Protestant friend in several days. The silence was broken by this letter. It arrived this morning. Copies were made in time for the Editorial Committee Morning Meeting. We soon saw that Pastor Pitstop’s arrangement with his new “friend”, Rayetteanne Oscar-Meyer, had not been going well. Dear Catholic Fundamentalism: Things […]
Letter #25 from a Protestant minister:
There is a Big Change coming over at Pastor Pitstop’s 2nd United Reform Independent Padded-Pew Perkmistianist Church. It appears that Pastor Pitstop is dating Rayetteanne Oscar-Meyer, the Head Ministerette of the nearby Plain-Pew Perkmistianist Church. They’ve been dating since Pastor Pitstop’s divorce from his second wife, Courtknee Pitstop. She, and their three children, have been […]
Letter #24 from a Protestant minister.
There is a Big Change coming over at Pastor Pitstop’s 2nd United Reform Independent Padded-Pew Perkmistianist Church. It appears that Pastor Pitstop is dating Rayetteanne Oscar-Meyer, the Head Ministerette of the 2nd United Reform Independent Plain-Pew Perkmistianist Church. The two had been dating since Pastor Pitstop’s divorce from his second wife, Courtknee Pitstop. She, and […]
Letter #23 from a Protestant minister.
We had hoped Pastor Pitstop had calmed down. He hadn’t. Now, our dear Protestant friend is all worked up about Martin Luther. He feels that The Catholic Church is making Martin Luther, him, and the entire Protestant clergy into second-class ministers. Pastor Pitstop is upset because The Church excommunicated Luther, and, by implication, all of […]
Letter #22 from a Protestant minister.
Pastor Pitstop is very concerned. He feels that God made us all in His image. He has developed the theory that all of us are equal. He is somewhat upset that Catholic priests are more respected than Protestant clergy. That, he lets us know with great feeling, is wrong. Dear Catholic Fundamentalism: It just sickens […]
Letter #21 from a Protestant Pastor. “We are not zombies!”
This is the second letter this week from our dear friend, Pastor Pitstop. Now, Pastor Pitstop wants to let us know that he feels very insulted. Some Catholic woman mentioned to him that she thought he was a “zombie”. He is upset. Dear Catholic Fundamentalism: Some rude, insulting Catholic woman has hurt my feelings. I […]