Protestant and Natural Gas Marketing Plans

Sales have been provided by Protestant Marketing Plans and Talking Points for five hundred years!  Protestant and Natural Gas Marketing Plans are similar.

An amazing 43,000 inventive “Pastor Bobs” have invented their own denominations.  They have mushroomed into an amazing 250,000 Protestant churches!  There are more than a dozen Protestant churches for every high school in America and 17 Protestant churches for each McDonald’s.  80% of the Protestant churches are stagnant or shrinking.   4,000 of them disappear every year.   But, Protestant Marketing Plans and Talking Points still work well enough to provide payrolls and pensions for Pastor Bobs.

The Pastor Bob Marketing Plans have some of these Talking Points:“Catholics sold indulgences and Luther had to reform The Church!  The Crusades killed hundreds of millions of innocent people!  The Inquisition killed hundreds of millions of innocent people!  The Emperor Constantine started The Catholic Church and killed hundreds of millions of early Christians!  Catholics worship statues!  Catholics worship idols!  Catholics worship The Pope!  Rome has Seven Hills so it is the Babylon mentioned in The Book of Revelation!    Catholics rewrote The Bible!”

Many are bright enough to see those Protestant Marketing Plans and Talking Points from the 43,000 Pastor Bobs, each a Protestant man with a Marketing Plan, and realize:  “Wait just a minute!  I remember something like that happening a hundred years ago!  Those Protestant Marketing Plan Talking Points are just like the Marketing Plan Talking Points used by natural gas companies in newspaper and magazine advertisements and paid editorials to keep from losing customers to the new electric lights!   Look!

“Electricity will make you sterile!  Electricity causes smouldering fires hidden in walls and ceilings that make houses burst into flame so suddenly that no one can get out!   Electric lighting has unnatural wavelengths that cause blindness!  Electricity flowing through the wires in your home disrupt and damage your nervous system!   Electricity causes unsightly skin blemishes!  Electricity causes baldness!  No one knows what electricity is, but we do know there’s a reason that the government uses it for electric chairs!”

Who believes and repeats the Talking Points from Marketing Plans?  Attention-seeking people have a predilection to seem more intelligent by saying “Watch out for _______!”    Whether saying that natural gas is better than electricity or insisting that the 43,000 denominations invented by a Protestant Man with a Marketing Plan are superior to The Only Church Jesus Founded, pride and vanity embrace falsity.

So, it is hard to overcome the Marketing Plan Hysteria intentionally invented and disseminated by the Protestant Marketing Plans and Talking Points that keep money flowing to the current Pastor Bobs, many of whom do not confront the lies told about The Church because  “Hey, we need the money!  Preaching beats working !”

What sort of person actually believes alarmist Talking Points from Marketing Plans?

Many people seek attention by repeating the hysterical Talking Points provided by clever Marketing Plans.   Passing on warnings, no matter how many lies they include, makes those who need attention feel intelligent and useful.  They are so needy to maintain the illusion that they are intelligent that they will actually argue with people who reply with facts.

So, Those who are easily manipulated into hysteria by Marketing Plan Talking Points are kept from the Catholic Church, just as other sets of Marketing Plan Talking Points kept equally unknowing people from choosing clean, cheap electricity a hundred years ago.

Protestant and Natural Gas Marketing Plans have a lot in common.

 

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