A ridiculous reason to “Be Catholic”?

“We may be smart, we may be dumb, / but God lets Catholics count to ‘One’!”

“We may be smart, we may be dumb, / but God lets Catholics count to ‘One’!”

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Question 1: “How could anyone think that ‘Only Catholics can correctly count to One’?”

Answer:  “History and The Bible tell us that only Catholics can correctly count to 1!  If you don’t believe that, look at Today’s Catholic Reading from Ephesians 4:1(one)-6:

‘Brothers and sisters: I, a (one) prisoner for the (one) Lord,
urge you (each one who hears or reads that message) to live in a (one) manner worthy of the (one) call (each one of ) you have received, with all humility and gentleness, with patience,
bearing with one another through love,
striving to preserve the (one) unity of the (one) Spirit 
through the (one) bond of peace;  
one Body and one Spirit,
as you were also called to the one hope of your (one person’s) call; 
one Lord, one faith, one baptism;
one God and Father of (one) all,
Who (One Father God) is over (one) all and through (one) all and in (one) all.'”

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Question 2:  “After Catholics see how important each ‘one’ of us is, how do Catholics prove they can count to 1?”

Answer: “Catholics see how important it is to obey The One Church-Creating Proclamation to the one man Jesus chose to be the one leader of The One Church He (The One Fulfillment of God’s Prophecies) Spoke Into Being with His One Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church-Creating Word:

‘And I say unto you (one man, His First Catholic Pope) thou art Peter (the specific name of the one man chosen by Jesus) and on this (one living foundation stone) rock I build My (One) Church and the gates of (one) hell shall not prevail against it (My One Church).  I give you (one man, the First Catholic Pope) the (one set of) keys to the (One) Kingdom of Heaven.’

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Question 3:  “Do The Psalms tell us that Catholics will be the ‘one’ people on earth who meaningfully ‘longs to see His face’ enough to obey The One God’s One Church-Creating Word?”

Answer:  “Psalm 24:6 tells us that Catholics are the ‘one people’ described:  ‘Such is the (one) generation that seeks Him, that seeks the face of the (One) God of Jacob.’

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Question 4:  “Does Today’s Catholic ‘Alleluia, alleluia’ from Mt. 11 (one, one!):25 tell us how much God has blessed His One Catholic People?”

Answer:  “When Catholics see ‘Blessed are You, Father, Lord of Heaven and earth;  You have revealed to (one group of Catholic) little ones the mysteries of The (One) Kingdom.’, Catholics know we are blessed!”

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“We may be smart, we may be dumb, / but God lets Catholics count to ‘One’!

We start with One, we count to Three / and Catholics see The Trinity!

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May all be blessed with the joy of being Catholic.

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