Catholics learn more history in four minutes than most people learn in four years of college!

Only Catholics are blessed to see 13 trillion light-years of History clearly enough to "Be Catholic!"

Powerful telescopes let Catholics see that over 13 trillion light-years of God’s Creation Timeline began when The God Who Spoke all there is into being said:  “Let there be light.”   Catholics know that He keeps Himself invisible to those too blinded by vanity to see what the best use of Free Will blesses Catholics to perceive most clearly:

1. Carbon-14 dating shows that Families have lived in Tribes for over half a million years.  For over ten thousand years, Tribes built “hilltop forts” when they settled an area and seized surrounding land.  Their later generations would either be destroyed by others or expand into what they hoped would be “Better Places”.  (Today, many would like to move their families to the huge Fortress of Freedom that is America.)

2. 500 years ago, England was a typical Catholic country.  Over 20,000,000 acres of English lands had been donated to The Catholic Church and Her monasteries and convents between 500 and 1500 AD.  Their mines, farms, mills, cottages, workshops, hospitals, and schools provided Catholic “accommodations for the poor”.

Few Tribes had been closer than those of the British Isles to The God Whose specific Prophecies were fulfilled in Jesus.  They knew: God’s Prophesied Son had Spoken One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church into Being with His Church-Creating Word to His First Catholic Pope!
“And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.  I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”                                                                                                                                                          Just as a loaf of bread has about 1% yeast, about 1% of England’s “Body Politic” were Catholic priests, religious, sisters, and brothers among the holy nuns and monks providing worldly and spiritual “accommodations for the poor”.

3. God’s “Thousand Year Reign” ended around 1,500 AD.  The devil organized Land-grabbing Episcopalians who became powerful enough to threaten:  “If you do not steal Catholic land and give it to us, we will replace you!”   Henry VIII and Elizabeth surrendered to keep their crowns.  Monasteries and Convents were turned into mansions and estates for the greediest of England’s Land-grabbing Protestants.  There were no more Catholic “accommodations for the poor”.  Older monks and nuns, many in their nineties, had no place to eat, sleep, or stay warm.  Catholics who tried to take care of them were prosecuted as “traitors” by local Land-grabbing neighbors who wanted their property.

When they finished “grabbing Land” in Britain, Episcopalians “grabbed” the land that would become the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and other places.  Soldiers and sailors, now kept from prayer and fasting, became vicious looters in uniform.  (“uniform” perfectly describes Land-grabbing Protestants and the thinking they prefer.)

4. Land-grabbing Protestants killed millions of people.  When their profit-obsessed apostasy spread abroad, entire Tribes of Native People, and Catholic priests and religious among them, would be attacked so their properties could be sold with huge profits to later centuries of Land-grabbing Episcopalians.

Episcopalians also encouraged Marketing Plans invented by early Methodists, Lutherans, Presbyterians, Quakers, Baptists, Anabaptists, and dozens (now, thousands!) of denominations soon invented by later Profiteers of Protestantism.  They kept people too busy fighting among themselves to revolt.  Episcopalian-approved denominations only had to agree to replace humble obedience to Jesus: “You are My friends if you obey My commands.” (John 15:14), with the silly, self-serving shallowness of mindlessly repeating “I believe in Jesus!” at every opportunity.

Approved Profiteers of Protestantism also had to agree:  “No one must respect Jesus enough to believe that even He Who Fulfilled The Prophecies could have the power to let the call to Catholic Communion that Jesus repeated 14 times be true:  “If you do not eat My Body and drink My Blood, you do not have life in you.”

Catholics also remember recent attacks:  The richest and greediest people in nations ruled by Profiteers of Protestantism made billions of dollars a few years ago by forcing Victims of Protestantism to pay for expensive vaccines by turning what now seems to be an ordinary kind of flu into an excuse for looting their neighbors with expensive vaccines.  Again, they concluded:  “For us, Victims of Protestantism are better than slaves!”

Catholics love God and our neighbors so much that we wish we did not have to agree: “The Profiteers of Protestantism are right about that.”

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Today’s Simple Rhyme:  “There are no real schisms/  In Profiteers of Protestantism.”

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