Protestants love their Marketing Plans! What is a Marketing Plan?

“A marketing plan is a business document for outreach and advertising to generate leads and income from its target market.”

What is Protestantism’s “target market”? People who are needy for praise. Protestant Marketing Plans include Talking Points like:

“You are smart! You are good! You are going to Heaven! Others do not understand how smart and good you are! God knows! I do, too!”

There is one unspoken Talking Point in Protestant Marketing Plans: “I will tell you that you are smart, good, and going to Heaven as long as you give me money.”

First, Luther invented his Protestant Marketing Plan Denomination. Calvin and thousands of others quickly realized: “I can be rich and famous, too!”

Now, Christendom is confused by over 45,000 Marketing Plan Denominations. All of them agree on one thing: “We must ignore The Only Church Jesus Founded when He Decreed, 2,000 years ago:

‘And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.’“!

Many respect Jesus enough to be in The Only Church He Founded.

Others choose to believe, “I am smart and good! I am going to Heaven! I want a denomination that makes me feel good about myself.”

Protestant Marketing Plans differ in Talking Points: “We only Baptize people who are 30 years old.” “We do not eat rare meat or soft-boiled eggs.” “We are in The Real Church of God.”

The most ridiculous recent Talking Point in any of the Marketing Plan Denominations is: “I have a personal relationship with Jesus.”

Protestants love their Marketing Plans! Each of them is a triumph of wishful thinking over respecting Jesus enough to be forever among “You are My friends if you obey My commands.” by being in The Only Church Jesus Founded.

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