Big Announcement! – Environmental Bubble

Environmental Bubble

Concerned denizens of the smaller Environmental Bubble that exists within the larger State Bubble have just announced that “Methane and soot are bigger problems than carbon dioxide!”

After decades of filling young and old minds full of twaddle about “the greenhouse effect”, something impossible to achieve without an actual greenhouse-type of structure, their credibility has waned. Now, it appears they need a new Imaginary Problem to keep their bubble from collapsing.

Soot and Methane

Before The Loving Programmer downloaded us within the Creation Program, He made sure to provide enough material for Imaginary Problems. Soot and methane serve that purpose well. We will hear more and more about “Soot and methane are two of the most threatening problems humanity has ever faced. Studies should be made, regulations written, and regulators must be hired. If not, we will all die.”

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