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Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #13

After your schism takes wing “almost like an angel, really”, you will start piling up money. If you’ve...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #12.

You want to start your own church! Start with picturing 40,000 cubicles spread out below you. Each one...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #11.

There are Evangelicals, Pentecostals, Charismatics, Mainline Protestants, and Fundamentalists. What do all those things mean? Mostly, they mean...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #10.

Well, dearly beloved future Evangelical Minister, have you grasped the basic, fundamental truth of all who are in...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #9.

You who are eager to start your own church have noticed that our instructions always urge you to...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #8.

Since you’re starting your own church, you need to understand a basic fact of human nature. People want...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #7.

As you, Reverend Evangelical Minister begin to “grow your business”, watch out! You will find there are people...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #6.

How do you start? First, you hit up friends and family members for financial support. That will soon...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #5.

Once you’ve noticed those collection plates disappearing after they’ve been passed and filled, half with cash, you may...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Wanna be an Evangelical Minister? #4.

We Evangelical Ministers know that belief is more important than obedience. Our Great Commandment “The most important thing...