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Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 11

Weekly faculty meetings at Schism Seminary give our learned scholars an opportunity to share the results of their...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Understanding stupidity, slavery, and…

What is stupidity? The dictionary is clear: stu·pid adjective ˈstü-pəd: not intelligent : having or showing a lack...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 10

If you are tired of being in an old, worn-out Protestant denomination, rife with divisions on every boring,...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 9

Inspiration! That’s one of our biggest jobs here at Schism Seminary. We want to inspire people, especially assistant...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 8

Confidential memorandum: The scholars and theologians here at Schism Seminary strive to provide opportunities for the Schism Leaders...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 7

Do you want to fly with the angels? Of course you do! That’s why you’re reading about Schism...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 5

You have your schism up and running! You’ve built a huge, new building, and the money is rolling...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 4

When you decided to invent your own schism, you moved right to the head of the line! Obviously,...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 3

So, you’ve decided to take the Big Step. You are going to start your own schism! You aren’t...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Science is catching up to The Book of Genesis.

The Book of Genesis describes The Flood. For years, vain people have mocked Genesis 7: 11 “In the...