Dr. Danny Dorkerdump is a bright light in The Schism Seminary Department of Theological Marketing. […]
Weekly faculty meetings at Schism Seminary give our learned scholars an opportunity to share the […]
You have your schism up and running! You’ve built a huge, new building, and the […]
When you decided to invent your own schism, you moved right to the head of […]
A truly successful schism is like McDonald’s. It has lots of franchises. The old-line Protestant […]
The entire Bible leads up to the last lines written by St. John in The […]
When The Church was in charge of education, Europe was a safe, stable place. Societies […]
All else pales before the risk of having ours soul tortured by demons forever. Prophets […]
There are 34,000 ladders to heaven. Each represents one of the man-made schisms calling themselves […]
According to the other side, no problems must be solved. And, imaginary problems must be […]
