God’s Power over Pixels

Catholic Fundamentalism understands that God programmed the set for The Big Movie out of 3-D Pixels.  He programmed 3-D Pixels into galaxy-sized operating systems and beings that could replicate themselves.

The Bible tells us about God’s Power Over Pixels.  2 Kings 4:42-44 shows us God’s Power over Pixels.

A man came from Baal-shalishah bringing to Elisha, the man of God, twenty barley loaves made from the firstfruits, and fresh grain in the ear.
Elisha said, “Give it to the people to eat.”  But his servant objected,  “How can I set this before a hundred people?”
Elisha insisted, “Give it to the people to eat. For thus says the LORD,
‘They shall eat and there shall be some left over.'”  And when they had eaten, there was some left over, as the LORD had said.”

God had replicated pixels in His Grain Program to provide more food.  The New Testament shows the same power to copy and paste 3-D pixels in John 6: 1-15, when Jesus fed the thousands with a few loaves and fishes.  He was able to command both Grain and the more complicated Meat pixels to replicate.

“Then Jesus took the loaves, gave thanks, and distributed them to those who were reclining,
and also as much of the fish as they wanted.”

Jesus gave us an idea of His power compared to the Prophets:  Jesus’ 12 loaves fed 5,000, plus women and children.  He fed 416 with each loaf. Elijah fed 5 with each loaf, 1/83 as many.

All in the crowd knew:  “He can give us free food!”  The smarter ones knew:  “If He can multiply bread and fish, He can multiply gold!  If we put Him in charge, we’ll all be rich!”

“Since Jesus knew that they were going to come and carry him off to make him king, He withdrew again to the mountain alone.”

 

 

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