Which is better, Catholic Life Insurance or Catholic Fire Insurance?
Question 1: “Is The Catholic Church the world’s best Life Insurance Company or the world’s best Fire Insurance Company?”
Answer: “The Catholic Church provides Life and Fire Insurance that lets immortal souls, even of the poorest people on earth who may be sick, injured, or about to die, live forever in Heaven and escape the eternal fires of hell. Everyone can afford the Cost of Catholic Insurance Policies, a good confession of our sins, that the poorest people can easily pay.”
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Question 2: “Why isn’t everyone Catholic enough to get Catholic Insurance Policies?”
Answer: “Demons only get to stay out of hell if they keep souls too confused to be Catholic and get into Heaven. Every demon on earth leads as many people as it can to reject the ‘keys to The Kingdom of Heaven’ that Jesus left to His First Catholic Pope: ‘And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.’”
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Question 3: “Why don’t more people focus on getting those ‘keys’ for their souls?”
Answer: “Many are confused by demons of pride, envy, greed, gluttony, anger, lust, and sloth. Confused minds cannot understand the 2,000 years of Bible History between Abraham and Jesus that tell us about Prophets who predicted Jesus hundreds of times and explained that obeying He Who Fulfilled the Prophecies would save their immortal souls from the pain of hell forever.”
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Question 4: “Can those too confused to be Catholic get into Heaven?”
Answer: “Catholic Teaching is clear: ‘Those who are not Catholic through no fault of their own may be saved.’”
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Question 5: “Don’t the demons hate knowing that some of those they worked the hardest to curse ‘may be saved’?”
Answer: “They hate everything, especially the souls they pretend to like as they lead them into hell.”
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Today’s Simple Rhyme: “Those who take Holy Vows of Poverty, Obedience, and Celibacy / Are followed by those who want Christ’s ‘keys’ / to The Kingdom of Heaven.”
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