Medihad

Sometimes, while transcribing reports from the various Lie Committees elsewhere on this site, something comes up of interest to the column readers.

Yesterday, the Medical Lies Sub-Committee began discussing their newest lie, Medihad. That’s short for Medical Jihad.

Medical Jihad involves sending medical versions of suicide bombers into the West’s medical facilities. They are trained in medical basics. They are taught that their long-term goal is, when commanded, to use all facilities at their disposal to cause as much medical damage to people in their areas as possible.

It is feared that Medihad fanatics may have been placed in leading medical facilities throughout the world. There, they go about their daily work while awaiting the command to “do their duty” to a religion that rewards the destruction of non-believers.

Some say that “Medical Jihad is a bizarre fantasy.”

Others remember 9/11, and wonder if someday a command will be issued and millions of Americans and Europeans will be victims of Medical Jihad.

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