Micro-Catholics ask: Did Jesus live in a cell?

Why do Micro-Catholics ask: Did Jesus live in a cell?

We know that prisoners of the state live in cells. Monks live in cells. Many Holy Sisters live in cells. St. Paul lived in a cell. So have many Catholic martyrs.

Micro-Catholics ask: Did Jesus live in a cell?

He may have spent a few hours in a cell between His arrest and appearance before Pilate.


Didn’t Jesus live in a cell at the moment of His conception?

This is fun!

We know that The Holy Ova of Mary was the most Perfect Created Entity in God’s creation. We know that it was alive. We know that Jesus’ “biological Father” was The Holy Spirit. He was The Personification of Trinitarian Perfection. The single cell of God’s Blessed Spouse was perfect. Every part of every atom of every molecule was perfect in position and being.

At Jesus’ conception, Perfection met Perfection. One Perfect Cell met another Perfect Cell. They became one cell. That one cell was Jesus!

Micro-Catholics answer what Micro-Catholics ask: Did Jesus live in a cell? Yes! Jesus was a cell. He lived in what He was! The countless billions of electrons, protons, neutrons, atoms, and molecules were each perfectly perfect! Each atom in each DNA molecule was a perfect transmission of God’s Perfection.

God had taken Human Form. He did so in one cell. Micro-Catholics know! Like the single cell that each of us once was, The Cell That was Jesus was the size of one grain of salt!

When we eat, we remind ourselves and those around us: “Each of us, like Jesus, was once the size of one grain of salt!”


At the Holiest Moment in History, two cells became one! One was the Perfect Cell provided by The Immaculate Conception of His Blessed Mother. The other was provided by His Father, The Holy Spirit. Jesus was one cell that began to divide.
Micro-Catholics consider Micro-Perfection.

We are stunned by The Power of God. God became man. He allowed Himself to be Sacrificed for us. Before His Death, He Decreed One Church Into Being with His Word:

“And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”

To this day, obedient Catholics receive The Actual Body and Blood of The Total Perfection of He Who once lived in a cell.

To us Micro-Catholics, it is as simple as that.

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