The New Catholic Cosmology 3 tells us that uppity angels were jealous of God’s great love for human beings. “He likes them better.”
The stagehands rebelled! They corrupted the human genetic code. A myriad of monsters went viral! Raging tyrannosauruses, sluggard sloths, bloated brontosauruses, and other manifestations of Pride, Envy, Greed, Gluttony, Anger, Lust, and Sloth took over the set of The Big Movie.
Seven Deadly Sins took animal form and roamed the earth. Then God, The Loving Programmer, downloaded The Big Update.
Suddenly, water that had been programmed deep within the crust began to emerge. “The springs of water” mentioned in Genesis 6:11 “broke forth”.
Eight people had been saved from the corrupting viruses. Noah’s family floated above the rising waters. As the rising waters rose, the moon pulled a massive tidal wave around the earth. As it rolled, it restructured the surface. Mineral particles were deposited in layers, quickly compressed into rock by the quadrillions of quadrillions of tons of pressure from The Big Wave. New layers of rock buried the bones and bodies of the evil creatures, trapped in stone by the power of God.
Changes to the Crust Program were downloaded. “I want the future humans to think The Big Movie set could have been an accident. Have The Tidal Wave push up magma. Raise the solidifying layers of rock on top of long, high mountain chains and ranges. Make The Big Movie set look real old! Download hydrocarbons into seams of coal. Have liquid and gaseous hydrocarbons be produced by the heat below. Give them a chance to lie about ‘fossil fuels’.”
Obedient Programming Assistants made sure that The Big Update would provide free will. Countless generations of pompous scholars, scientists, and government officials would make insane pronouncements about the complexity around them. “Listen to those babbling fools!” angels would howl with laughter for thousands of years to come as what later “dinosaurs in the brain” would do to the minds of unbelievers.
The Big Update would allow faithful sheep to be separated from goats in every generation. The New Catholic Cosmology 3 shows that today’s computer technology provides a hint of how The Loving Programmer updated The Creation Program. He sent The Big Movie set spinning through space and time.
