Prayer, access to energy.

Catholic Fundamentalists are grateful for computers. They give us another way to see how powerful The Loving Programmer is. We can see how a wi-fi connection allows an isolated computer to connect with a vastly more powerful server. That server can then send information to other isolated computers.

It’s a primitive analogy for our relationship with The Programmer. When we pray for something, or someone, we should understand that each prayer is a request for Programming Assistance. Some requests for Programming Assistance, mostly of the “Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz” variety are ignored.
Catholic Fundamentalists often pray to specialists. Those, for instance, in the artillery may call on St. Barbara for assistance. When we’ve lost something, we may ask St. Anthony to help us find it.

Angelic and saintly specialists have more rapid and direct access to The Programmer than humans attempting direct access. Specialists are able to get authorization more quickly.

When requests for Programming Assistance are answered, a command is sent from The Heavenly Server to the appropriate off-site being to provide whatever is thought to be necessary.

Often, we pray for the enlightenment of others. That sort of prayer is frequently answered. The spiritual nature of a soul, no matter how shriveled, spotted, and stained it may be by sin, will still respond to good spiritual forces. Praying for others also helps us to cleanse our mind of resentment or anger toward the person for whom we’re praying, providing earthly reinforcement for the work of angels above.

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