The Roman Catholic Church: God’s Server

A server lets our computer access data bases, printers, CNC machines, emails, etc. Without the server, our computer is useless. The bigger and more powerful the server we choose, the better our computer will do.

We humans may see ourselves as individual, somewhat self-sustaining, self-replicating, very complicated, mobile “computers” who operate with free will. Each of us been miraculously downloaded within The Creation Program.

The Programmer’s Operating Instructions require that we connect ourselves to some sort of server. Since we have free will, we each get to choose our server. Many are happy attaching themselves to Protestant servers, Hindu servers, Buddhist servers, etc.

Many of us “human computers” stay away from servers with a spiritual component. They tend toward government servers neither have, nor claim to have, authority over souls of their clients.

Those servers have limited data bases in time and space. Only one server claims to be “Catholic”, or “universal”, and that server is The Roman Catholic Church. She is both server and operating system. Some of us have been blessed by having been connected to that server.

Since The Church is, by definition, “universal”, every person is able to choose to make that connection.

Individual Catholics, as “clients”, believe that we can access The Loving Programmer, Program, and Holy Wireless Connector through “The Server”, The Roman Catholic Church. Our belief that prayers are raised and answers received on wavelengths few can access directly reminds us that, in The First Programming Log, The Loving Programmer generally appeared in the form of a cloud. In that form, He would download directly to His chosen, as to Moses in the Dwelling Tent during the long journey of the Exodus. Those passages are the earliest mentions of “cloud computing” on record.

In the Eucharist, which came into being with The Second Programming Log, The Server serves us The Host, the Body of Christ. He is miraculously downloaded within us through the Communion Wafer and Wine. (Since The Trinity is What It Is, do we also download The Programmer and The Holy Wireless Connector within ourselves at the Mass? One may reasonably think so.) In any case, The Server, The Roman Catholic Church, allows us to directly access and download whatever portions of The Program we can.

The Server puts our “human computer” in contact with the spiritual hierarchy of saints and angelic sub-programmers. They can access and transmit answers to prayers. Once we’re plugged in, we are in a position to have downloaded within us what we need. We can then, just as this column is doing, make downloads available to others.

The Server, The Roman Catholic Church, lets the Client become one with the Programmer, Program, and Holy Wireless Connector.

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